I'll be the soldier
you'll be the worker


in other news, guess who graduated yesterday

in other news, guess who graduated yesterday

#I didn't vomit all over the podium #and everything else went about as well as could be expected #le face

Just over four months without bleaching. ‘Hot roots’ is the term my cousin used, I believe.

Just over four months without bleaching. ‘Hot roots’ is the term my cousin used, I believe.

#'Stephanie is a lazy sack of dick' would likely be a more accurate description #the color has lasted though holy fucking shit #blue hair #ion sky/aqua mix #le face

when in doubt it’s hot as Satan’s bollocks out: milkmaid braids.

when in doubt it’s hot as Satan’s bollocks out: milkmaid braids.

#I generally think I look dumb with my hair pulled away from my neck/face but I quite like how these turned out #at least I did earlier when I took this now the fringe portion has pretty much come completely undone #the braids stayed really well though #blue hair #milkmaid braids #ion sky blue/aqua mix #le face

Stephanie. Steph? Under 18? Female. bi? American. Single. Likes going for runs. Dislikes queerbaiting and judgemental people. Random fact is that you look a lot like Crystal Reed when you smile and I find you an uncomfortable level of attractive.
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Crystal Reed and an uncomfortable level of attractive oh sweet greyface I’m laughing a lot but you did technically manage 9/10

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#I took my hair out of its meth addict bun for these pictures jfc #anonymous #well no technically 8/10 because those aren't facts but I'm a giver #le face

look look loOK WHAT CAME

look look loOK WHAT CAME

#I am exCITE #not that I'll actually get the chance to start it any time soon #what with the six chapters of English I've got to do before monday sigh #h8 school h9 life #le face

we put a dog sweater on Louie and he just sort of gave up

we put a dog sweater on Louie and he just sort of gave up

#if you look straight at him it sort of looks like a red neckerchief #so I've obviously taken to calling him Merlin #in other news: I slammed my finger in the door whilst entering my bedroom so I'm typing with one hand to avoid getting blood on the keyboard #le face

I recently discovered that I can cut 15+ minutes off my morning routine by simply failing to give a shit about what my hair looks like when I wake up

I recently discovered that I can cut 15+ minutes off my morning routine by simply failing to give a shit about what my hair looks like when I wake up

#I am lion #le face

a list of (moderately) productive things Stephanie has done this week:
knit a hat
that’s about it

a list of (moderately) productive things Stephanie has done this week:

#I also bought a crochet hook last weekend so crafty shit shall once again be going down in my bedroom in the (moderately) near future #le face

all I know is there’s gonna be some crafty shit going down in my bedroom tonight

all I know is there’s gonna be some crafty shit going down in my bedroom tonight

#when it comes to looming I don't fuck around #(except I do which is why I'm failing art. Siriusly.) #le face

I made braids. And then pinned them.
And stuff.

I made braids. And then pinned them.

And stuff.

#honestly is that a crown braid or what the fuck #le face

SO, I saw Obama declare the home of Cesar E. Chavez a national monument yesterday. I was expecting literally nothing but local Hispanics but holy shit there were supposedly over ten thousand people from 25 different states there, all of different races and ages and stuff. ‘Twas quite cool.

I was also asked by a security guard if I was Katy Perry and cringed when members of the crowd booed virtually everyone who came onstage that wasn’t Obama. Honestly, people are rude as fuck.

The highlight of the day, however, was definitely when Obama apparently mispronounced the word ‘stubborn’ in Spanish, instead using a slang term for diarrhea. I’m really immature all right and laughed for an embarrassingly long time.

oh, and I got quite a few compliments on the R-Money shirt I made for the event (all of which were from women, I might add — save for one man who stopped me as I was walking, stared at me for a moment or two, and then said ‘sorry, I had to get a look at your shirt, I’ve been hearing about it.’):

Everything considered, it was a fairly good day aside from the fact that I’m now sunburnt like all fuck, as you can tell from my chest and arms in the picture.

You should see my nose, I put Rudolph to shame.

#the sad thing is that it wasn't even terribly hot #my skin just isn't used to direct sunlight of any sort because I am blog #Barack Obama #Mitt Romney #UFW #le face #except not rly

hULLO THERE NEW FRIENDS

thank you very much for the follow and please accept this photograph of my face as a token of my affection

feel free to acknowledge my existence anytime okay I’m lonely for obvious reasons

#really though you all seem like lovely folks and my ask is perpetually open/empty I assure you #le face

Monique wanted to have a photoshoot and then I happened.

#am I human or am I derp #le face

#family portrait #le face

can I see your new shorts?(:
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erm yup, sure

#anonymous #if you were expecting me to ~model them ahHAHAhaHAHa #le face